Posted by
Ed Lilly on Friday, August 08, 2008 10:55:06 AM
Sometimes if you can't find a way to laugh, you just want to scream:
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'World's Greatest Dad' Pleads Guilty to Child Sex Abuse
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From Seinfeld's
"The English Patient" -
[The New York Hospital]
Izzy is in a hospital bed, as Jerry stands beside it.
JERRY: Again, Mr Mandelbaum, this back specialist is supposed to be the best.
So if there's anything else I can do, please don't hesitate to, uh, try and
find my number.
Jerry turns to walk out.
IZZY: Uh, oh, wait.
Izzy rummages on his bedside table and picks up a t-shirt. He holds it up to
his chest so Jerry can read what's written on it. 'World's Greatest DAD!'
IZZY: How 'bout that, huh? The World's Greatest Dad. My son made it for me.
JERRY: (humouring him) That's very nice.
IZZY: The best in the world. (pointing to himself) Which means I'm better
than just number one.
JERRY: Well, I don't know how official any of these rankings really are.